It's only November and I'm turning into a fat pig already (!!!)

1) I'm always looking into the fridge to see whether there's food.
2) I'm always munching on something (Fattening)
3) I eat more than 3 meals a day!!??!?!?
4) I'm forever hungry, everyone knows it.
5) My maid just bought more chips.
6) I'm eating butter cookies and roller coaster potato ringz.
7) I'm gonna take lunch in about 5 mins time
8) I don't exercise nowadays.
9) I'm always seating infront of the TEEVEE or computer.
10) I'm such a glutton.

How can I not get fattt???
Kay bye fatz