Evan accompanied me to jurong point to get some stuff.
Something happened and it led to the conversation.
( Kinda forgot what we saw/ talking about)
Evan: You watch porn?
Me: Yeah, I do. ( Said some random website)
Evan: Omg, are you freakin serious? ( super serious)
Me: No. I bet you do.
Evan: Yeah. I even know the website. ( iwantsex.com)
Me: WTF. Dont make me go check.
Evan: Kidding.
Both: LOL. Laugh like a dog.

And headed to town after that.
Was like talking halfway to Evangepig.
And there was this Fat ass, walked pass me, bang me and didn't look back.
The impact was really crazy I swear.
Totally almost flew or maybe like fall to the ground.
Evan got a shocked of her life and was looking rather confused.
Evan: Omg, why he bang you?
Me: I dont know? Maybe not on purpose.
Evan: Wth, never even look back.
Me: Yeah ( Like shocked at that time)
Evan: Why never scold him?
Me: I guess my reaction was too slow?
And then she started laughing like an ass.
And evan: You so could tell that there was such a huge impact when he bang onto me. I almost fall on you. Fcuk that ugly fat shit. I hope a guy fatter than him will knock him down.
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